The word free annoys me. At face value, yes, the word is fine, but, when you delve into the complexities that this word contains, it is a completely different story. (well?)
It is a well known fact that anything that claims to be free, is in fact not, therefore, the word free should not exist. It should be replaced by a word like yakama, or qwop, so that the word 'free' can no longer deceive our minds and cause us to act in an out of the ordinary way.
We see free and think 'oo I'm getting something for nothing. But that is not true. People of the world!! See reason, free is a con artist. It should be imprisoned and replaced... With yakama, a less evil and more humorous contender.
Just the other day, I bought a drink at buy one get one free prices. I thought, yes, a good deal, when in fact, the price for one was so ridiculous it should be illegal, and I didn't even want two in the first place. That is something my mum would call daylight robbery, (or stupidity on my part).
Free is a criminal. A dirty, evil, deceptive criminal. In the words of Michael Sambello, he's a maniac, a maniac on the *sign*. See what I did there?
I think we should leave this post there before I conger up anymore ridiculous exaggerations, but, remember general blog reading public: free is out there, and he is out there to kill, stay safe... (Pfft I don't know what that was?)
Yours Youngsters_World
I agree. The word "free" is a lie. Just the other day, I was watching a show on TV, when a commercial came on that was trying to scam some poor old women or unsuspecting person out of something that doesn't work for $19.99 (a $100 value). Then, BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! assaulted my ears, and I sat there, holding my breathe, "waiting" to hear how they were gonna rip grandma off. By the end of the commercial, they had offered up a once in a lifetime offer of like, 20 "FREE" gifts. Except they're not free. Because at the bottom of the screen in tiny, tiny letters, that Nana wouldn't be able to read because of her cataracts, are the lying words: "Plus separate shipping and handling". There you have it. Nothing in life is free. As you so wonderfully put it, the word "free shouldn't exist. It's evil. But I'm going on, and on. Some one should do something about that word. *shakes head* Poor, Poor, Gram Gram.
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Hiyya SammiGurl;), that is a rather hilarious story, which again proves my point. Free is almost certainly evil.
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*bows* Thank you, thank you. People do tell me I'm funny. Not that often, but, you know, beggers can't be choosers.
ReplyDeleteYes, Free is indeed evil. I will back you up on that, for sure.
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sammigurl, you also forgot "seperate processing and handleing" (is that even how you spell "handeling?) anyways. Free is never Free. its a shmae what our society has come too, ripping off not only gram gram, but countless others too.
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