-Ingenious title pending-

HOOTINANNY! Thought I'd start off this post with a bang! Not an actual bang though because that could prove potentially dangerous and I don't have insurance... unless of course you are thinking of bang in another sense of the word which is highly inappropriate and I would ask you not to think of such filth in my presence...in my blogs presence...in my OH WHATEVER! As you can tell I am not quite the calm collected writer that I was a few weeks ago, I guess that's what happens when you are so weighed down by homework you can hear you own back breaking. But I really am getting off the point aren't I?




That amazing word you see at the top of this post does have a reason to be there and that is because this post is about...WORDS! Gosh don't I sound interesting? I'm like a deluded English teacher who spends her nights grading schoolwork and blowing raspberries on her cats bellybutton. Anyway, moving swiftly on, this post is about words that are just so amazing that I'll slip them into a sentence which has absolutely nothing to do with the word itself (i.e Wow you got a promotion? That's just so baps!) because of course baps is a pretty legendary word. I'd best stop there before I start rambling on about the many qualities of the words baps. I must confess literature is a hard topic for me to make interesting, I even feel myself falling sleep as I write this very blog and it's only my second one, but never fear I have a solution! I shall just review a few other things as well, I don't intend to follow in the footsteps on youngsters whatever her name is (I really should know that shouldn't I?) and write about anything and everything nor do I wish to gush about the adorable points in Rom Coms as other writers may do... Perhaps I may review a few films,books and programs just to spice up the blog and encourage me to write more often (because really how inspiring is it to write a huge blog on the qualities of Lord of the Flies or something T.T) This is just to let you know that being the rebel that I am, I do intent to write about more than just books, but I am getting grossly off topic aren't I? where was I? Ah yes...words!




But with everything good there must be something bad so as great as it is to throw the word baps into a conversation I am forever plagued by those certain words that send shivers down my spine (i.e omelet) even writing it proves difficult, it just sounds like someone being sick and of course it brings back memories of my mother feeding them to me EVERY day for like a month when I was younger -shudder- This is one of the reasons I cannot watch Saturday kitchen, (the omelet -blegh- challenge) that and the fact it's bloody boring! Am I allowed to say bloody on here? Is youngsters whatshermacallit gonna get annoyed with me, well seeing as I have said it twice already why not make it thrice!!! BLOODY! Ok I'm done, but wait! That's made me think, swearwords! A confusing thing, swearwords, they hold so much power, that is unless used frequently in which they lose their importance greatly. But really they're just words aren't they, what if in many years time an innocent word becomes something rude or offensive, like for example...fajita! "OH YOU'RE SUCH A FAJITA!" "Alfred how could you!?" Words now, like faggot and gay are use in a harsh context, gay once meant happy and I think a faggot was a food of some kind however I don't intend to google it as that would take effort. The point is, words are a significant part of our lives, whether they're good bad, uplifting or insulting, they have the power to alter our moods instantly, or to make us want to vomit violently...omelet. GAHHH! It would be good if I could think of a line which sums up what I have been saying intelligently like in Horizon or something, ending with a philosophical line about the future and stuff whilst not actually making any sense. But I'm afraid I cannot, so something else will have to suffice...CHIMICHANGAS!




Aliel 8-)